Oh this was awesome.
Now what should I download?
Clearly the answer is hardcore gay porn :P
Pafuchsiade ? =))
Jepurpleve? That`s so wrong. :))
jaskyblueen ? :D
Isfuchsiato ( Pwede. :-bd =)) )
Anbluepa WTF. =)))))))
LAREDLL :(( =)))
Sypurplebe . hahaaa x]
Graduated High School. Smoked cigarettes. Kissed someone. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Got so drunk you passed out. Snorted cocaine. Collected something really stupid. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time with out sleep. Lied to someone.
Failed a class.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid). Taken a college level course. Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Watched someone die. Ran a marathon. Been to a funeral. Burned yourself
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep. Spent over $200 in one day. Cheated on someone. Flown on a plane. Written a 10 page letter. Been cheated on.
Had a best friend. Shoplifted something. Lost someone you loved.
Been to jail.
Had detention. Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. Skipped school.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Fired a gun. Had an online diary.
Gambled in a casino.
Had a yard sale. And a lemonade stand. Actually made money at the lemonade stand. Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to Sea World.
Voted for American/Australian Idol. Written poetry. Gone to Europe. Read more than 20 books a year. Loved someone you shouldn’t have. Wondered about your sexuality. Used a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery. Had stitches. Seen the Washington Monument. Taken a taxi. Overdosed. Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Had a hamster. Suffered any form of abuse. Used a credit card. Petted a wild animal. Did “spirit day” at school. Dyed your hair. Got a tattoo. Had something pierced. Got straight A’s. Been on the Honor Roll. Had a party while your parents weren’t home. Known someone with HIV or AIDS. Taken pictures with a webcam. Started a fire.
Gotten caught having a party while they were gone.
I don’t want to meet whoever the fuck she’s dating now and she knows that, yet she still fucking lets him come over to the house when I’m here so I end up having to lock myself in my room.
I’m not even home for three goddamn weeks and she already told me I wasn’t welcome at home one of those nights because she had a date with him. I don’t understand why she can’t just have him come over WHEN I’M NOT HERE. It’s not that hard.
Seriously, I just want to fucking eat lunch but I can’t because he’s here.
I’m sorry hun :(
Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it’s written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation’s OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation (think of Psyche!)
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won’t it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It’s a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough,
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!
— B. Shaw
I am in love with this.