High as.balls Just power chugged Oj. Made biscuits and gravy for dinner. All my happiness. Watching Adventure Time. All my happiness.
I have just gone full retard for awhile. I think this is what happens when you go a month or so without and then smoke some really good stuff. Such is life.
I feel terrible. Sent home from work. On a strict diet of bananas, rice, apples, and toast. fml.
clancypantz asked: i was looking at your jbeiber post and i don't think it's him because it looks like he has more of an outie belly button than the cockguy.
100% down with the stomach flu. My stomach feels/sounds like a thunderstorm. I feel horrible.
I’m creepily obsessed with watching youtube videos of people getting their hair cut. Especially when it’s long to short.
More weeping angels. I am TERRIFIED. But I pinky swore I wouldn’t have nightmares.
A Dalek episode NOT written by Russel T. Davies? I am shocked.
Nightmare thoughts Joe gave me that I'd like to...
“Why do you turn the lights on in the bedroom to protect yourself from ‘nightmare monsters’? Wouldn’t it make more sense to have the lights on outside your room? Unless you’re acknowledging the monsters are already in your room.”
Stop changing the theme music. Please.
So went to Goodwill today. Found a gorgeous sweater for $1.29 (Originally $3.89). I feel like a bargain warrior. It looks amazing on me, even if the sleeves are dangerously too long. I like to pull the cuffs over my hands so just my fingers show. I call them ‘Christmas Mom-hands’. They remind me of all those mom’s hands in Christmas movies. Joe doesn’t understand.
For once in my life WebMD didn’t tell me I had cancer. Though it didn’t tell me I have the stomach flu either…which is what I’m pretty sure I have. Touche symptom-checker, touche.
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Dream Ring? Dream ring. →
Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.– Hunter S. Thompson (via aimlesslywandering)
mirandawhy: Siri, you are too awesome. Why didn’t I wait it out for the 4s?! lolololol
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