December 2011
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Dec 31st
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End of the year meme thinger. A: Also this is what my sex hair looks like B: Bacon is good for me C: Cause this is gonna pan out well D: Don’t hate me cause you know it’s true E: efukt F: Feminine ph G: Goddammit Internet H: He has no choice I: I hate you all J: JK it’s for pot. K: King of the Hill L: lol dildos M: Moral of the story is: I’m an idiot N: No...
Dec 31st
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“Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.”
– Conan O’Brien (via fuckyeahhappy)
Dec 31st
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I have been in Doctor Who so many times, I'm...
koalasmakemehappy: There I am. And there. I think I look particularly dashing in this one.
Dec 31st
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I love when military men look fucking hot. 
Dec 31st
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Is Babyonce Born Yet? →
badeggfitzgerald: a good $ite For Ivy
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Joe and I are watching the Japanese (BEST) version of ‘Premonition’.  He’s never seen it.  Oh if he isn’t in for a treat!
Dec 30th
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I’m literally too high to function. 
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Period 1 - Tahlia 0
tahlalaliaaa: TW: menstruation and probably just general TMI. I’ve been lying in bed half dead all day and haven’t bothered to block myself up because I loathe tampons more and more each day. I checked my underwear and saw they were fine because I’ve been horizontal all this time - laughed because I was victorious over my uterus - which then caused a day’s worth of perioding to come out all at...
Dec 29th
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Today has been an absolute shit day.  Now I know why people turn to alcohol and drugs. 
Dec 29th
Dec 25th
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I wish Joe’s laptop had a webcam so everyone can see me in my Christmas best. 
Dec 25th
Happy Christmas.  I hope you all choke on your gluttony.  In unrelated news, I got a sewing machine, scarves, a gorgeous necklace among other girly things and I shall stuff my face this evening with good foods.  
Dec 25th
Listen t.A.T.u-All the Things She Said EVERYTIME
Dec 25th
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30 Things to Stop Doing to Yourself →
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Today's Best Videos (Dec 23, 2011)
tastefullyoffensive: Guitar-Loving Dog Has Good Rhythm Aunt Chippy Shows Us How To Wrap a Present Christmas Pugs Bully Cat Pushes Kitten Down a Ladder ‘A Christmas Story’ Reenacted with Hot Dogs Oh my god. A Christmas Story. 
Dec 24th
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Listenamberrl: WHAT I am pretty much dying of...
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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heytinafey: Stefon’s 12 Days of Christmas
Dec 23rd
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Dec 20th
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Listenloverofallthingsrandom: mersammingandiknowit: ...
Dec 20th
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So I came out to my lesbian coworker on Friday. I feel pretty good about that. But now after Nolan posted that infographic, I think “androsexual” is more correct than “bisexual”. 
Dec 20th
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I’m so glad to have my nose piercing back. The gal who did it was amazing. I want to start a crafting club with my friends and have them over to craft fun shit.  It’d be a good excuse to see each other and do awesome craft things. 
Dec 18th
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I think I’m going to quit my job at the daycare.  I was offered a front desk position at the Biolife here in town because I have crazy mad connections.  $11 an hour and full benefits.  I’m practically hired as long as I turn in an application. 
Dec 18th